So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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