He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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