before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Is Oprah even human
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
