The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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