I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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