Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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