Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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