He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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