great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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