Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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