Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
