Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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