She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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