My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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