Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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