i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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