She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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