he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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