she was so not down for the gang bang
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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