brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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