They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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