She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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