summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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