It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just cropdusted the office
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
