What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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