At least make sure they are 18
Why
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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