Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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