Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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