just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
