Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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