We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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