Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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