i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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