idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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