it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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