Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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