My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
we should paint friendship bongs
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