is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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