He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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