Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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