YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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