well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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