She is in my trunk
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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