Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
literally had 100 drinks last night.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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