So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I think people are normalizing furries
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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