ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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