Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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