ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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