yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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