their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
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