you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
