I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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