Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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