question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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