hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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